I have been very involved in the Halo community for a number of years, and I have come to one conclusion about halo. Pretty much everyone on these forums is a complete cocksucker. Patch aka Skillz aka Whatever the fuck fake name I use on XBC is probably the biggest cocksucker of them all. For the last 5 years all he has ever done is play halo 100% of the time day and night. He's such a fucking loser that he goes around in campaign practicing head shots on elites from behind. These fucking idiots act like they have lives outside of halo but we all know that it's complete bullshit. You have never gotten pussy and will never get pussy until you move out of your parents basement and start getting some fucking sun on your face. Your where a fucking holster for your controller when you go out in public you ignorant fuck.

As far as the rest of you guys like Quake, Relo, Mantrain, C-low, Yogi, Shade and whoever else I missed; all you do is ride it the wake of Skiilz' cock. You are worse than him. OMG I fucking love to suck Patch's 3 inch cock it fits so fucking nicely in my mouth. Please explode in me so I can have Patch's babies in my belly.

Everyone else like Shaypun, Doboy, Nappy, Virus, Haylo2isgay, and all you other faggots are terrible at Halo and are trying to be good, which is even worse than the previously mention fucktards whose entire life is halo. What makes you worse than them is that you want to be like them. WTF? You seriously have no other drive in your life than want to be decent at a game that is 8 fucking years old that has absolutely no future? WTF is wrong with you? Don't you know there are other things in life like food and sex and women and sports and shit that matters that actually might give you a future like a FUCKING JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!

Finally, Besides the locals there are like 4 guys I like on this forum, Godsend, Noskillz, Bibleman and Bonesaw. There's my list. Deal with it you fucking idiots.

Goddddddddddd. 3 inches though, pfffpbbttttttttttt. gg Patrick.

*Edited by Proph for your enjoyment.*

Took care of that problem Shade. I wanted at least one person to know.

proph the thing is we all love halo 1 and we will never be able to move on from that. Whats wrong with respecting skillz for how good he is at the game? Halo 1 is just alot of fun to play on a competitive lvl thats y we still play the game. Another thing is halo 1 isn't our lives its just something we all enjoy to do. Evey one I've meant that plays halo 1 are all cool cats. A lot of the peeps I've meant are a ballers with da ladies. So just because ur a bitter old man doesn't give u the right to be a hater. No one has the right to be a hattin on something that a person loves to do. So stop being a jerk and host some h1 tourneys sir

Shade wrote:

Goddddddddddd. 3 inches though, pfffpbbttttttttttt. gg Patrick. *Edited by Proph for your enjoyment.*

LMFAO I'm so glad I changed it

lol, well, glad i could supply the spark for this fire. proph just owned.

Good lord. Lol.

No time to write a bunch. Just one thing to add for now. I haven't lanned with all of those guys but Nappy, C-low, and Viruz are all good guys. I would lan or hang out with them anytime.

GawdSend wrote:

Good lord. Lol. No time to write a bunch. Just one thing to add for now. I haven't lanned with all of those guys but Nappy, C-low, and Viruz are all good guys. I would lan or hang out with them anytime.

awww I miss you godsend! kisses!!!!!

jeez proph...i had no idea you HATED everyone...i like pretty much everyone on this forum

LOL I actually posted that the whole post was a huge joke but I just couldn't live with myself so I had to edit the part about it being a joke. I wanted for skills and all his boys to read it first so they could get a laugh. But yeah, I love everyone and always will

Old man

... Didnt skillz beat rip and can in money matches with jownz as his partner?


I'm not sackriding, just saying.

And to judge people based on internet interaction alone is completely ridiculous. Case in point: I hate Clow and relo on the internet, but I love them both very much in person.

I hate you IRL because you're realllllll bad at returning texts.

halo2isgay87 wrote:

rlly this again bonesaw...well u got rippion/canada, pacman (fuck all of u who doubt how good he is),shade,harris ,jownz, prime, everest, shaypun if he gets to lan enough...a big thing for the west kids is they don't get to lan as much as u east coast faggots so if they get to lan enough with good peeps on a regular basis ya they will be on same page as skillz..back to the list thor,disorder alot of it has to do with if they all get alot of lanning time like disorder--- so much has to do with if the good people we all know of get the lanning time--back to list mando/11 we all know whos good in the h1 relm they can deff compete with patch. just once again a matter of them getting lanning time in. So don't act like ur the ultimate best halo player patch we all know ur good but ur not the best. There isn't the best player in the game of halo 1 unless ur playing 1v1. 2v2 just doesn't work like that. Unless ur the ogres lol. But the game has evolved since then and their no longer the best. Everyone has evolved with the game since the old days. Its not just u who has evolved with halo 1 patch. Yes ur deff one of the top players right patch now but not the best ;D

Rip/Can: I have finished higher/beat them at 3 out of 4 tournys i've played them at. Beat them in money games 3-0 with awful j0wnz as my teammate.
PacMayne: Never played him.
Shade: Great player. But i don't even think he'd argue he's on my level.
Harris: Out placed him in every tourny and he's beat me MAYBE 4 times 2v2.
Jownz: You can't be serious.
Prime: You definitely aren't serious.
Everest: Toss up, admittedly so.
Shay: sigh.
Thor: wtf.
Disorder: Oh fuck no.
theDUDE: sucks.
Bonesaw: Has a nice dick.
mando: I went 39-11 in a money game with him on my team. That's all need be said.
11: No.
OGREs: That goes without saying.

Everyone on that list plays or LANs more than i do with the exception of Thor/mando/11.

In your opinion is Everest the best on that list then? He has been around forever but hasn't gotten the props that other players have.